Why not pay for a batch of bullsh*t?Once you try Schatt Brothers Artisanal Bullsh*t, you'll never go back to regular bullsh*t. Why? Because our bullsh*t is organic, locally sourced bullsh*t, handcrafted in small batches by skilled bullsh*t artists. Just like they did in the old days.
Our exclusive "stable to table" process ensures that every batch of our bullsh*t is as unique as the bull who shat it. And all of our bullsh*t is transported via covered wagon to ensure that "Old World" bullsh*tiness.
Sure, our bullsh*t costs a little more. But if you'll pay $12 for a bar of chocolate or a piece of toast, why not pay that for a batch of bullsh*t?
Schatt Brothers: Nothing but pure bullsh*t.